Talked to a really hot woman for about three weeks through e-mail and on the phone and just couldn 't wait to meet her. Finally our schedules matched and we decided to meet at Red Lobster. I get to the parking lot first and wait. A car (the one she described) pulls up. When I see her behind the wheel my first thought is "oh God no."

A total liar about the way she looked. Actually over 300 pounds I swear! I thought the air bag on the stearing wheel had exploded cause her body was pressed all the way to the windshield. But i am hungry so i thought what the heck. So we go inside and order. The food comes. She is so fat that she can 't reach it so she picks up her ind of the table and sits it on her belly. My drink starts to slide off the table and I have to catch it or it will fall on the floor. After she wolfs down her plate of food she reaches over and grabs mine and says "you not gonna eat that? " Pulls it over and eats mine too.

I picked up the check, said good bye and went to McDonalds for a burger cause I was still hungry. Told her I was moving and couldn 't talk to her any more. Guess I am really shallow, and thank God. This really happened.